Watch this tea party president get teary and then rip the government at today's hearing.

Michael Douglas is a bit off.  He claims the reason he got throat cancer wasn't because of the years he spent smoking, drinking, doing drugs, etc.  He got throat cancer from performing oral sex. 

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Watch this awkward Grijalva video.  He's ripping the Keystone Pipeline by proving rocks don't float and wearing a borrowed lab coat.  Other highlights are the amount of jobs he wants to kill and how he screws up his website.

Check out this article from a person not sold on the Keystone Pipeline but shows how many thousands of miles of pipeline already exist.  Notice Raul doesn't bring up that fact?

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My wife proved once again the big difference between men and women.  She asked me what I will be talking about on the show and I brought up the story about a frozen yogurt chain called "Cups" that is hiring nothing but hot girls wearing low-cut, tight tank tops. She thought it was a stupid concept and young guys wouldn't go there.  Wrong.

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And this is why college is a straight rip-off?